A Collection of Texts in Pseudo-English

What follows is a collection of texts intended to illustrate the language in more natural and extended use than the glossed examples found in the grammar.

The Tower of Babel (Genesis 11:1–9)

Haved the aul manez aun the hol erth waun leed end waun speech. Hezhoored wok nyoo the xauth, end xaxed wok en wyd kezhgeezh en en gaik, zhdestoov gepahthed wok thair. Mauxed wok wer goa zeech cheshtoozhez xeskash end wer goa waif cheshtoozhez xeskash thurelee. Haved wok cheshtoozh jechew zhboir, end haved wok t͡sexoog jechew chezhas.

And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech. And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there. And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

A Creation Myth

Naut fechood wer uther manez. Delooched chef end sheed wok the leedez. Stezhauched wok jedoiwezes end wymezes the hahkez. Bet eryzed the ingglish, that been wer the leed, en en difrent wai. Stezaused thaush hol end perfikt en en singgel t͡seweeth. Naut skeloded wer the leed, destaused thaush.

We are not like other people. Their languages were shaped by struggle and time. They copied the sounds of beasts and birds, and they learned to speak like that. But our language arose in a different way. It was born whole and perfect in a single breath. Our language did not evolve; it was created.

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